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[scathe]

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[internship]

Just a hunch.

I think it's pretty cool that you're teaching self-defense, actually. And Zumba.

[scathe]

I'm not teaching fucking zumba whatever that is

[internship]

It's like cardio dance? Set to fun music. You'll love it.

[scathe]

no I'm set without it maybe you'll see me at the happy hour

[internship]

Great. You can treat me to a vodka-wheatgrass shot.

That sounds disgusting, actually. Don't treat me to one of those.

[scathe]

Idk who tf is coming up with those nasty drinks but stay the hell away from those

I'll make you a real drink if you can handle it jailbait

[internship]

Wow, okay. How old do you think I am?

[scathe]

I know how old you are

still look like jailbait to me

[internship]

I'm turning 19 in January. Is it hot to you that I just graduated from high school?

[ Should she yell at him? Maybe. Being called jailbait shouldn't be hot to her, but something about it lodges under her skin. ]

I just realized I don't actually know how old you are.

[scathe]

[quick and easy:] Yep

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is it hot for you thinking about getting to teach a dropout who wants to get under your skirt?

[internship]

[ not as lightning-fast, but: ] Yeah.

What're you hoping to learn from me? It's always good to set goals when I start tutoring someone new.

[scathe]

you're the teacher you figure it out

[internship]

Wow. I give you an opening for something sexy and you toss the ball right back to me?

[scathe]

okay Gwen consider this me taking off your training wheels

you can't always get what you want

[internship]

[ boys!!! ]

I thought you wanted to get under my skirt.

[scathe]

I do

and I thought you wanted to teach the good people of saltburnt the academics

[internship]

Right.

I guess I'm trying to decide if we should start with anatomy or chemistry.

[scathe]

double or nothing

you talk to me about chemistry while I talk to you about anatomy

[internship]

Looking for extra credit, huh. I see how it is.

Are you an expert on anatomy, Elias?

[scathe]

you're gonna find out soon enough

[internship]

Uh-huh. What if I give you a little pop quiz?

[scathe]

is the pop quiz on your body or on a piece of paper?

[internship]

I was thinking a picture, first. Since those seem to work well for you.

[scathe]

okay shoot

lightly nsfw link

[internship]

Okay. I'll give you an easy one.

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What hormone is responsible for the growth of breast tissue?