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Men will really be visibly falling asleep then deny it as though their lives depend on it

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wasn't falling asleep wtf when was this

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Don't play unsleepy with me mister

Mister Zzz
Mister Naptime
Mister Forty Winks

[ (She doesn't remember.) ]

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I'm not sleepy I'm the opposite
which is awake

which is fine with me

[it's not fine with him]

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Then why am I filled with doubts
Please tell me

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Idk you're filled with everything else it's kind of your thing
Can't help you

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Which includes knowledge
Of you and your ways.

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I have no idea what you're talking about

Never call me Mister Forty Winks again btw

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OK
What about Naptime

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God no
Something cool like uh

what was the sleep-guy's name? Sand something?

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Approved by the board
Very catchy but also so light as to be easily made ominous if you wanted to do that

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Hell yeah I like that
you gonna call me Mr. Sandman next time I fall asleep?

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I may whisper it into your ear
Do you think that would give you strange dreams?

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I don't think it'll make a difference
I don't remember my dreams

maybe I'll sleep really really well

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So the dreaming is itself strange!
Now we're turning it into a working, your Mr. Sandman working

What would you like to dream about?

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Anyone ever tell you you'd be good on stage?

I wanna dream about the ocean

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Once. Then she said "if you didn't see a butterfly and wander off". It would not have been a butterfly. They would not go indoors.

Do you want to be under it or above it?
A fish or a bird?

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I've seen butterflies inside

[he is talking about strippers]

under. I wanna be a fish
you can decide what I'll be

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I could be an indoor butterfly too

[ She does not know he is talking about strippers, but her point would stand. ]

OK I will reveal your true form to you shortly
I will put you at the top of the food chain. Except for orcas.

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You have the body for it

[guy who knows nothing about orcas or wildlife except for what roza tells him:]

do I not scream orca to you?

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You are very nice to me
If I grow wings I will use them to encircle you. And you may touch my antennae.

But they're not fish!!

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Yeah whatever just the antannae?
Jesus there's an 'ae' after that? okay

Ugh mammals fine any sea creature but you're good at picking those too

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I dub thee Orca Knight
After you catch me in the water, speaking of touching
There you can decide.

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That's cheesy as hell

what will you be? Is there a butterfly of the water too?

[temporicide]

That's right, I'm cheesy and corny and cringe and I won't be stopped

But I'm an orca too :-)